mistercoventry:

I don’t want to go to school tomorrow

(via toodopetoexist)

  • Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏.
  • What I see: ∮₪₮￦￡.
  • What the nurse sees: Aspirin.

(Source: fuckyeahvincekidd, via theescapeplace)

  • Mum: Can I borrow your laptop?
  • Me: *Deletes History*
  • Me: *Logs out of tumblr*
  • Me: *Double checks deleted history*
  • Me: *Close Chrome*
  • Me: *Open Internet Explorer*
  • Me: Sure
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